Who's the Ass?

[Ben Heaton]

Also, never marry anyone who has a bumper sticker that says
"HOW DARE YOU HAVE PROBLEMS OF YOUR OWN WHILE I'M BUSY BEING
A JERK!!!"

duh. but my personal motto supersedes that: don't marry
anyone. not only does it cut down on the number of dirty
dishes i have to wash, but it saves me from going to prison
for murder.

Sometimes unmarried people go to prison for murder too. Your motto is not
foolproof.

-Ben "Factitious" Heaton

[shelly]

Post by Ben Heaton
Sometimes unmarried people go to prison for murder too. Your motto is not
foolproof.

aw, hell! i R dqqmed!

double hell! my fingers don't know the difference between F and R.
--
shelly (it's only a matter of time)
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette

K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
-- Edward Gorey, The Gashlycrumb Tinies